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NEWS BITS (NEW)
•Quinn & Steve leave FHM open to a pic of VIDA
w/Kleenex filled hand lotion on Angelo's bed
•Quinn & Steve steal Eva Longoria pic from Angelo's room and tell
his sister to wrap it and put it under the X-MAS tree: TO: Angelo From:
Quinn & Steve
•Steve farts on Quinn's face
•Quinn humps dog...then gets cock blocked by dog
•Matt provokes Quinn @ the Oar House
•Steve open hand slaps Quinn across the
face...Quinn returns the favour...then they go to Burger King
•Quinn farts while watching TV...then gets sprayed with Febreeze
•Subsidiary company "Jubblies or Bust" purchases NIPPON EXPRESS
•Quinn adopts 14 yr old Asian boy...then
makes $5 off the kid buying him a R-17 video game
•Quinn doesn't finish his Taco Bell lunch...Quinn then shits himself
•Matt's
nose has designated its own postal code - Earl
•Earl placed on 15 day DL...head outgrows helmet - Matt
•Quinn gets "screwed" by an Iraqi...FULL
STORY CLICK HERE
•Sam gets harassed at Leafs/Habs game in Montreal...leafs win in
OT...Sam tells everyone to FUCK OFF
•Steve and Quinn eat all of
Angelo's leftover Halloween Candy
• Quinn falls off couch
• Quinn hits Earl's hand after Earl points
at Quinn's dessert
• "Your tits are saggy!"
- Matt to Earl
• Angelo and Quinn buy a fast food joint
• Fast food joint goes under b/c Quinn & Angelo eat all the inventory
• Angelo's diarrhea becomes a concern
• Quinn stops eating...people are worried
• Angelo can't stop "curling" ...seeks counseling
• Steve stops drinking!
• Angelo watches Desperate Housewives by himself!
• Quinn seen eating wings...shoots down rumours of not eating
• Steve and Angelo have make up beer
• Angelo gets "bit" by a dancer
• Quinn likes MEN!
• Aki Berg is a waste of "Cum"
- Matt
• Wade Belak is a "Bag of SHIT"
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MOTTO: "Women love us...Men want
to be us!"
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TOP STORY
"Quinn loves 44 year old boobs"
by
Steve Crewe
It was a normal Saturday night at the local Fox &
Fiddle, normal except for the fact that Canadian Tire was throwing their
annual "shitty" Christmas Party. The usual suspects
attended, however Andrew Quinn's life changed forever when a new guest
arrived at the party...the guest you may wonder was the latest "push-up
bra" from Sears. The bearer of the bra, an undisclosed 44 year old
from parts unknown. From the second she walked in, Quinn was a man
on a mission...his goal to touch the juicy Jubblies. Did he
succeed?...
Quinn's attraction to the Jubblies was stronger than
the attraction he felt towards the Colonel when he launched the "BIG
CRUNCH". In a matter of minutes the big man focused on his target.
After giving his hair the old once over, Quinn approached the
unsuspecting cougar. His game was weak, but unfortunately for
Quinn this cougar was plenty horny for young "DICK".
The two were then seen heading for a quiet
corner for a little alone time. Moments later, Quinn's scream
could be heard over the D.J's remix of "hit me baby one more time".
After several open hand slaps to the face by yours truly, Quinn was able
to re-gain his composure and gave us the dirty details. Evidently,
once the bra was removed, the once "chin high hooters" lowered with a
boom as they hit the table.
In an effort to make himself feel better, the Mighty
Quinn showed himself home and enjoyed a lovely evening of "Latin Lovers"
(shameless plug...Latin Lovers on Telelatino on thurs, fri, sat @ 1am)
and hot rubbing lotion. Quinn decided that from now on he would
stick to what he knew best at the Fox, chicken wings and pints.!
For Jobber Chronicles I'm Steve Crewe.
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